- The Da Vinci Code is a wildly contrived story about how the forbidden love between Jesus and Mary Magdalene, the Brad and Angelina of Judea, was revealed by Renaissance fresco-paparazzi, and later immortalized by Pierre Plantard, the L. Ron Hubbard of France, in the 1960s with his fabulous hoax called the "Priory of Sion," which author Dan Brown, the Tom Cruise of literature, took seriously.
I've always loved Landover as a viciously acidic guilty pleasure, although I prefer the gentler satire of Lark News.
Yeah, okay, I'm going to go get married now.
1 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This totally made my evening.
Beach for a week. Peace out, Jordan. Lemme know how that marital bliss works out for ya.
:)
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